when adults comment on your status but their comment is totally irrelevent to what you said

your status will be like

going to a concert with friends!!!!!111

and said adult will be like

hi jimmy how are you i saw your brother today he’s getting so big tell your mom hi for me xxx -betsy

Me

skeletondreams:

-papergirl:

realityonpaper:

dry-white-toast:

Vaguely threatening letters from children.

GOLGOLGOL

Oh my god I friggin love kids.

setbabiesonfire:

‘WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT MAN I’M TRIPPING THE FUCK OUT AND THERE’S BREAD ON MY FACE, NOT COOL, NOT COOL!!’

pinkrangerwasa:

binbons:

robgonemild:

your-nibs:

castiel-winchesterr:

mrsfigscats:

He pasta way.

we cannoli do so much

his legacy will become a pizza history.

here today, gone tomato

How sad that he ran out of thyme.

Sending olive my prayers to the family.

His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.

I’m dying

A Clockwork Orange (1971)